Just a tip, fellas:
When you call a woman at two o’clock in the ayem to see if she’s “doing what [you’re] doing” in case maybe she’d like to “y’know, do it together”, don’t ask her if she’s mad that you called so late. The correct question to ask is whether she’s angry.
Knowledge of proper language usage is important. I know I’m not alone in preferring to have middle-of-the-night phone phornication with men who know how to use more than just their appendages.
Am I right, ladies?
Posted by cynical at September 21, 2006 06:03 PMDaytime phone phornication, however, is an entirely different story.
Posted by: cynical on September 21, 2006 06:04 PMYou were together enough at 2am to analyze his grammar? I am impressed.
Posted by: Karan on September 21, 2006 07:07 PMROFLMAO...Next time I get a call like that I'll send them your way so you can clean up their grammar usage.
Please tell me you are making this up...you are aren't you???
Posted by: chapin on September 21, 2006 07:12 PMI wish I were. Or is it I wish I was? Anyway, no, I'm not making it up.
I was having a bit of insomnia, actually, which is probably the only reason I was awake enough to analyze *anything*. I also thought, at first, that it was one of my friends -- who happens to be away from his family this week on a business trip -- and who also happens to be ohsogay -- so when I realized where the "conversation" was going and why this guy was worried that I might be insane, er, angry, that's when I knew it couldn't possibly be Eddy and I promptly hung up.
It's exciting to be me, huh?
Posted by: cynical on September 21, 2006 07:30 PMI'm not a lady. I wouldn't know.
Posted by: Chris on September 22, 2006 07:11 AMThe Cynical One got drunk-dialed?
Posted by: educand on September 22, 2006 09:04 AMClearly, your evening was much more exciting than mine. Did you at least know the caller?
Posted by: TJ on September 22, 2006 10:36 AMI was figuring TJ was the one that drunk called her.
Posted by: Woody on September 22, 2006 12:15 PMOh holy cow.
When are they gonna learn???
Posted by: shelley (not-so-cynical) on September 22, 2006 01:13 PM