Do you think I might have ADD? Because I was thinking I might have ADD. And then something happened and I forgot what I was thinking about. Hey, are those cookies left over from your meeting? Crap, I have cat hair all over my pants. Again. I really need to pick up some toilet paper on my way home tonight. And what am I going to have for dinner? I still need to unpack most of my kitchen stuff, so I -- oh, right, I'll have that report for you in half an hour. FUCK! Oh, did you see "My Life on the D-List" last night? Totally hilarious. Okay, I'd better go. I have to do some work. Right after I go to the ladies' room. Oh my God, did I tell you that the cat barfed on the new carpet yesterday? No? Hang on for 2 minutes -- I've got to run to the bathroom, but there's something else I have to tell you when I get back.
Okay, I'm back. You can't believe the mess someone made with a wet umbrella in that bathroom, by the way. So ... where was I?
Posted by cynical at June 13, 2007 03:06 PMOh, and another thing: Why is it that my cow-orker, who is constantly crying that she and her hubby are "house poor" and have no money, always has the latest, hippest, sleekest cell phone/PDA gadget of anyone I know (and I know some pretty gadget-obsessed people with plenty of money to throw around)?
Also? My throat hurts.
Posted by: shelley on June 13, 2007 04:12 PMOoh, look, shiny!
Posted by: Brian on June 13, 2007 04:51 PMShiny? What's shiny? I didn't see anything shiny. Damnit. I always miss the good stuff. Hey, look -- a butterfly! }:{
Posted by: shelley on June 13, 2007 05:06 PMIt's like you live in my head....
Posted by: Karan on June 13, 2007 08:59 PMand there's a problem with this train of thought because?????