No, really, I don't. (Shut up.) But I must trumpet the fact that Boswell the Goose has mentioned me on his blog.

Never mind that Boswell has mistaken me for his goosey sister, Woglinde, and he misspelled my name (although I confess I'm impressed he types as well as he does with those big webby toes). And never mind that I may have offended him with my suggestion that his sister might be hurt and lonely if Boswell gets his wish and moves into the Big House with his featherless human and certain furry house pets. Nope, all of that aside, I am pretty excited to be mentioned on his blog. Of course, I'd rather that he mentioned how honkin' fabulous I am instead of accusing me of undermining him while impersonating his sibling, but maybe if he gets to know me better, he'll realize I was just looking out for him and his sister.