Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness.
I am absolutely consumed with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), homeschooling five children, and just generally being a nuisance to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking; my day seems to involve the authorities from when the nightclubs close to early afternoon. I am not complaining though. I need some perspective.
I will try to remember I promised you I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. No, really! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs.
This post generated by The Lazy Blogger's Post Generator, and inspired by Lester.
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From where I sit, it's too damn hot to write anything. You are excused from blogging.
Posted by: apathy lounge on July 28, 2008 03:26 PMAs I haven't left the house once today, I am comfortable in my 72 degrees Fahrenheit air-conditioned home. This is the only time that I blog.
Posted by: Robyn on July 28, 2008 05:00 PMI tried to create one and I realized I blog all the damn time, so I have no reason to make excuses.
What I need is a real life.
Well, I mean more of a real life.
Really.
Brilliant!
Posted by: tomorrow on July 30, 2008 01:45 PM