Setting: Basement/elevator lobby of office building. Day. Middle-aged woman enters from door at right as 2 college-aged women enter from stairwell at left.

Young Woman #1: I am so sad [mumble].
Young Woman #2: What?
Young Woman #1: I am so sad. My waxing lady is going on maternity leave.
Young Woman #2: *beat* Your who?

Not-So-Young Woman: I am so blogging this.

Yep, more snow today. I have the day off and was planning to take care of a ton of errand-y sorts of things, but now I'm staying in my jammies and watching TV instead. Oh, and for the record, I have bread in the house, but no eggs or milk. Please check in on me occasionally in case I go into French Toast withdrawal or develop snuggle-itis, or whatever other sorts of dangers might lie ahead under the circumstances.

Thank you for your attention. This has been a test of the Snow Broadcasting System.