I have not forsaken you, dear old blog, but my heart now belongs to Facebook. Hey, imaginary readers: If you know me in real life, please feel free to befriend me on FB. If you don't know me in real life but would like to befriend me on FB anyway, please e-mail me at shelleyAT cynicallifeDOT com and tell me who you are and why it wouldn't be foolish of me to be your FB friend. I'll think about it, then I'll ask the oracle, and I might get back to you about it.